Not-Live Blogging: Grey’s Anatomy 5.16

It’s time for this week’s installment of Grey’s Anatomy: An Honest Mistake

I think I’m getting the hang of not-live blogging, now. I know that Top Chef lends itself to this (what do you call this: genre? medium? meme? …let’s go with “treatment”) treatment more than a standard hour-long drama, but i found the rhythm of the “watch, pause, write, go!” easier to handle the second time around. I was also able to pre-edit some things and form my thoughts quicker and more completely the second time around. I’m anxious to see how well this translates back to drama, and I know that if I don’t watch Grey’s right now, I probably won’t get a chance until this time on monday, and I’m not in the mood to wait that long.

So, here we go!

0:00 The synopsis has me thinking that Addison’s back this week. That’s fantastic, but that means i can’t use the “What’s missing this week? Oh, right! The cool kids from Private Practice!” line I had all prepared. Bummer.

0:01 Okay, if Derek doesn’t propose this episode, he needs to in the next, otherwise this has gone on far too long. It’s already starting to feel like that story the news has tucked away for a slow news day.

0:01 Addison’s officially still here. Please can have Sam, too? (Naomi can go home, I don’t really mind)

0:02 Save the baby or save the mother episode? Gah.

0:03 Please give me points for not stopping and saying “You know that pioneer surgeon woman is going to be someone famousy, right?” and just waiting for it to appear. Also: Holy Crap?! Is that Faye Dunaway? Girl needs a little less work done, ya?

0:04 I HATE THOSE SNEAKER SKATES!!!! And I knew when I saw them panning up it was going to be Arizona. Hello?! There are ways to make her perky and adorable without turning her into a 13 year old mallrat!

0:04 Do not like Bailey’s new hair. It’s too wild.

0:05 Does she have a cold, too?

0:06 Here’s the thing. If the mother says “save the baby” and the husband says “save the mother” while the mother isn’t looking, it’s not going to end well. If the mother gets saved, I don’t see her forgiving the husband for essentially killing her baby. Best case scenario they’re in therapy for years and years and years, and by that time, she’s past her child-bearing prime.

0:07 I KNEW IT! Sadie the Screw Up messed up the results and Izzy’s the one with cancer! (I thought that at the time but you weren’t around for me to tell)

(commercial break)

0:11 There is seriously something wrong with Faye’s face. I can hardly focus on anything else.

0:13 Um, hi. It’s preeclampsia at 24 weeks. It’s not the end of the world just yet. Quit making it out like you need to take the baby right this minute.

0:15 Ooooh! Twist! (regarding Arizona and Callie) (also: newborn slam == awesome)

(commercial break. also, I went 3 scenes and 3 minutes without commenting. My attention span is waning, clearly)

0:23 Okaaaay, that bit between McDreamy and McSteamy was weird. Like they were reading from two different scripts and nobody bothered to tell McDreamy what his motivation was.

0:26 “Your guy sucks.” That’s why I love Alex sometimes.

(commercials)

0:31 So Izzy’s back to hanging out with George. I guess this is because Alex has a story line and George doesn’t this week? Also, George is in episodes again. To squash all the blind-item rumors about his bad behavior getting him cut from episodes, perhaps? To keep him happy on the show so he doesn’t walk out of his contract? Or because he’s realized he’s been a bad boy and wants to keep his job so he’s playing nice again?

0:32 I’m not sure I would have left Faye’s mask on while she was delivering all this monologue-y stuff. She’s hard to understand.

0:34 Lobotomizing the mother is not saving her. I find it odd that the neurosurgeon doesn’t see that when he’s usually the first person to jump on that bandwagon.

0:35 Are you kidding me? (re: scalpel putting downness and lack there of)

(commercial break)

While we’re waiting: what are the odds that Meredith is going to side with Addison on this? I mean, even the audience knows she’s “right” (which is why i think they’re making Jessica Stein’s situation so extreme). Maybe that will be why Derek doesn’t propose? Or will Meredith take the “that’s my boyfriend” route and decide not to interfere.

0:41 “Look at me”? That’s the best you can do?

0:42 Aw, Owen says the right thing even when he’s not talking to Christina. (See? I internalized Sgt. Steamy’s first name. Aren’t you proud?)

0:43 If Jessica Stein lives and is not a veggie, I’m going to be irritated.

0:43 “No more blood”? Really? That’s the line that gets Derek to back off? No wonder Meredith tried “Look at me”, then.

0:44 Do you think Arizona has those stupid skate-shoes on while she’s handling a 24 week old preemie, or did she take the time to switch shoes before running to the OR to help out?

0:46 Wow. The random guy (who looks and sounds perpetually familiar) that plays Jessica Stein’s husband is a very good actor. Props to casting.

(commercial – castle ad! – wow. March 9th is not that far away!)

0:52 Aw. Poor Chief. No wonder he’s upset at Bailey. I had just assumed she could do both. That is: be a Pediatric Surgeon now and Chief later.

0:52 Sigh. In television, the “exact wrong moment” to tell someone something is always the right one. In real life it is never, ever like that. Doesn’t stop people from putting it into scripts, or people in real life trying it for themselves.

0:53 Punch him back! (also, did not see that coming but it was hockey-fight awesome) (also, serendipitously paused during the second punch right as Derek’s hand passed and Mark’s flinching. I wish I could screen-cap it for you)

0:53 Thank you! (also: violence is never the answer unless you’re in a hockey rink)

0:53 Okay, now this is getting uncomfortable and implausible. McSteamy throwing one punch and then trying to sedate McDreamy is more logical. Unless he thinks this is all about what he said, which would be stupid. Although it looks like Sgt. Steamy is coming to break it up. Made Of Awesome. (I hope)

0:54 If I were writing this show, the ring would fall out of Derek’s pocket right now and Meredith would see it and he’d end up proposing. Screw what I said about the exact wrong moment. That would be good tv. (also bummed that they didn’t get a “The hell is wrong with you two?” speech from Sgt. Steamy and/or he didn’t break them up military-style …not that I have any idea what that would be except good tv.)

0:54 Okay. Alex’s “her guy” line is also good tv.

0:55 Sooo tempted to po-pop past Christina and Faye. Speeches to Christina about how some day all that hardness is going to catch up with her is about as affective on me as it is on her.

0:55 Incase you missed it, this week’s episode is what happens when surgeons aren’t gods as a counterpoint to last week. But you didn’t miss it, did you? How could you have, with the way they’re all tossing the word “god” around.

0:56 Bailey’s hair calmed down considerably as the day wore on. Inconsistent hairdressers or a metaphor? Or good hairdressers trying to represent how that hair style would fade through a long workday?

0:57 Am I supposed to think the Little Grey and McSteamy thing is real? That’s going to take a while.

0:58 So? That’s her date, not her girlfriend. Don’t back down like you did anything wrong, Callie. Your point stands.

0:58 You know what this episode was missing? Sam! (tee hee)

0:59 No. We do not need the moment where Jessica Stein’s husband has a moment with her corpse. F*ck you, show. (also, I’m distracted because she would so totally be stiff as a board at that point) That guy is still a really good actor.

1:01 So let me get this straight. Izzy knows she’s dying now and instead of getting the best care possible (which is sitting right outside her door, likely), she’s giving herself over to interns? To help them be better doctors after she’s dead? Man. There’s sacrificing for the greater good, and then there’s melodramatic show writing.

1:01 Quick! How many more times can Meredith say “god” before the show ends?

1:02 The preview for Private Practice at the end does not make me want to watch it. It does make me wish Addison was back on Grey’s though.

*~*~*~*

All done!

Well, I don’t know about you, but I enjoyed this round much better than the last. THe show not so much, though. I think the fact that I was able to go longer without pausing to interject had more to do with being bored with the stories being presented than being so enraptured with what I was seeing. The groove of the whole experience (pause, jot, go) was much easier this time, too. Not-live blogging a show after it happens on a blog that nobody reads seems kind of pointless in and of itself, but it gets my fingers flowing and that’s good practice and a good warm up all in one. So I’m keeping it up for now.

By the way, it turns out that the guy who played Jessica Stein’s husband is Ben Shenkman, who, among many other small parts on every decent tv drama, was nominated for a Golden Globe and Emmy for Angels in America. So yeah, guy can act.

Same time next week? You betcha.

Not-LIve Blogging: Top Chef 5.13

Again with the Not-Live Blogging thing?

Yep. I had enough fun doing Grey’s and kept wanting to do it while watching Heroes (but didn’t because i suspect the constant pausing would have driven Ryan a wee bit crazy), that I’m doing it again.

This time, I’m doing Top Chef Season 5 Episode 13 – the first part of the New Orleans finale (the bulk of the show was shot in and around New York City). I’m not too far behind as Top Chef was on last night and most of the chatty blogs are just now putting up their reviews and quizzes and such, so the live is a bit less dead. It’s possible you even still remember what happened last night.

Before we begin, here’s a brief introduction to how I feel about the 4 contestants left after 12 episodes:

Stefan: I do not like this man. I want to slap him. Is it the show editing him to look like the Most Arrogant Man Ever, or is it who he is? I don’t want him to win. But. He’s clearly very good. He’s very well-rounded (has he ever come across a challenge he didn’t have experience with?), and a lot of what he makes I’d want to eat. So, since this is neither Top Scallop nor Top Nice Guy, the smart bet is on him, and I think that’s okay.

Hosea: He was my favorite for a while, if only because he seemed most likely to beat Stefan, but then all that Leah stuff happened. According to her a lot of that was blown out of proportion, but it was clear that he was letting his relationship with her pull focus from doing his best, and that’s not what a winner does. I suspect he’ll be second place, and only take first if Stefan makes a serious misstep in the last challenge.

Carla: Man, I do not know about this woman. I was shocked she managed to get this far, with how loopy and erratic she’s been with her dishes. She’s growing on me, though, as interviews have stopped being about how crazy she is and are now about how much she knows about making good food. I am very glad she’s in New Orleans instead of Leah. I don’t think she’ll make it to the top 2 though, but I think she has a greater chance of making it to the top 3.

Fabio: I have had a huge change of heart on him. At first, when it seemed like he was just as much of an arrogant prick as Stefan, I did not like him. Now, though, he’s kind of adorable, and in retrospect, I can see why he would have allied himself with the “other European”, and also why the show would have made a big deal about it. Teams are good for ratings. I suspect he’s going home today, though. He’s just too inconsistent and aside from Carla, the others aren’t.

I could spend another few hundred words chatting about the judges and the host and the past contestants, but I think you’ll pick up anything else that might be relevant while I’m blogging. Here we go!

0:00 I’m skipping the recap, k? (not skipping, just not blogging)

0:00 i lied. I hate that Tom said “I don’t want to be embarrassed” to the chefs last week. I cannot stand how negative and mean he is to these people. It’s not a good motivator. Kthxbye.

0:02 Fabio has a mohawk! I love how some people’s looks change so drastically when they get to finale episodes. (and Carla’s hair is flat!)

0:02 I am not a feminist. I don’t see why having 2 women win in a row is so note worthy. I also didn’t understand when Carla said she was rooting for Leah because having 2 women in the final was going to be so great. Leah was a crummy chef. I wouldn’t have wanted to compete with her in the final over someone worthy, regardless of her sexy parts.

0:03 and that face-slap thing that Stefan always does to Hosea? It looks like Hosea wants to deck him afterwards every time. …or maybe I’m just projecting.

0:04 Dear Hosea: stop telling everyone you’ve never been here. We’re all interpreting it as “I’m totally screwed and going home first.”

0:04 Emeril? Really? Sigh. That’s such an obvious choice.

0:05 Padma looks like she’s struggling to remember her lines. Maybe the fact that she can’t do a voice-over later is making her nervous. (Also, doesn’t it look like Emeril’s not really there? The pause in the cuts between Padma’s and his lines seem harsh.)

0:06 YAY! Jamie and Jeff are back! (they were some of my favs). Oh, and Leah. yay.

0:06 I was going to comment on how much I loved Fabio’s face during his cut-scene, but before I could hit pause, Leah just goofed like crazy and turned my stomach. Can she go now?

0:07 I agree with Hosea. Letting one of these guys back in seems like cheating and diminishes the accomplishments of the top 4. I can’t help but wonder if there was some sort of shenanigans behind the scenes (like someone’s pitching a fit over how/why they got eliminated) that is the source of this.

0:08 An hour and the crawfish aren’t even cooked or shelled yet? Leah is so screwed! (hurrah)

0:08 “I’ve never made a gumbo before.” tee hee.

okay, we’re pausing to talk about gumbo for a second. I know that Carla somehow magically pulled it off (or did she pull back at the last minute and call it a soup?), but you can’t make gumbo in a hour. Plus, gumbo is such a “family secret” recipe, that everyone who cares about is very opinionated about how to do it right. I wouldn’t touch that dish in a competition where Emeril is a judge.

0:09 out of all the dishes being prepared, Jamie’s is the only one that sounds Top Chef worthy.

0:10 Calling it a crawfish soup was a smart call on Leah’s part. Damn.

0:11 Tossing a single boiled crawfish on the side of the dish was a smart move on Jamie’s part. There’s just something about that “plus one unshelled crawfish” garnish that says New Orleans food to me. Also, begrudgingly admitting that Jeff’s looks pretty tasty too. Unless there’s something spectacular about Leah’s dish that nobody’s commenting on, I think i’ll be happy with whoever the 5th contestant is. (shenannigans aside)

(was that the first commercial break?)

0:16 Yay Jeff! If he can stay focused and not be all over the place with too many ideas (his problem in the regular competition), he’s my new #3, possibly even #2.

0:16 Damn. Curve ball. He has to win the next challenge to stay. Nevermind. He’s going home today.

0:17 Emeril has a new book out? You don’t say!

0:18 pssst! Korbel.

0:19 The shot of Hosea and Stefan sitting right next to each other is funny. They look like twins. They’re even dressed alike. Also, I’m getting tired of Hosea whining about Stefan. Almost to the point of rooting for Stefan. …Almost.

0:21 Okay, I’m confused. This can’t be the annual masquerade ball for the Orpheus Krewe unless there’s an “annual ball” that is not on Mardi Gras weekend as well (that’s this upcoming weekend, yo). I don’t speak New Orleans Mardi Gras that well, though, so I may be wrong. Or they’re “lying” like they did with the 12 days of Christmas challenge, which was sometime in August.

0:21 Oh Hosea, you’re never going to win if you think that Creole, Cajun, and Soul Food are all the same thing. They’re similar, sure, but I hope you studied well enough to know the key differences.

0:22 I wish i would have started counting the references to Emeril’s restaurant by it’s unnecessary.

(wow, there was a pointless bit of show stuck between two giant commercial breaks. i hate that.)

0:31 Hosea’s plan looks like a good one, assuming he knows what Creole gumbo is like (I think it’s the one with tomatoes in it. I know that’s the key “don’t f*ck this up or you’ll be chased out of town difference between Creole and Cajun gumbo. One has tomatoes and the other Does Not.)

0:31 Hrm, we glossed right over Carla’s menu to listen to her drama with the oysters. Beignets sound like a fabulous idea. Not so sure about the non-alcoholic spritzer, but it sounds like something she would do (that is, consider the folks that aren’t being well represented).

0:31 Stefan’s beignet needs to be way more interesting than just “apple”. Duck and Rabbit is probably a good interesting-but-traditional bet. Damn him. I’m worried that cocktail might be too sweet, unless the beignet is more savory.

0:31 Jeff’s menu: I think frying oysters to order is going to bite him. He’s making his own sausage, with andouille sausage right there? It had better out-andouille andouille, then. I would eat a crawfish pot de creme. I’m not sure a cucumber mojito goes with that, but it might be a very light refreshing taste after all that spice and flavor. Or nobody will be able to taste it because their mouths are on fire.

0:32 Fabio’s menu looks over-thought. I wonder if something will get cut. That having been said, i think it might be my favorite. Although I don’t know the details of Carla’s since we didn’t talk about that. Bell Pepper Martini? Yes Please!

0:33 Someone’s roux is going to die, right? Please? I don’t care if it’s Stefan’s because he’s neglecting it, or Hosea’s because he’s too busy thinking about Stefan.

0:34 Dear Tom: I have a limited time to make my food. Unless chatting with you does not count towards that time – get the hell out of my kitchen. Kthxbye.

0:34 That apple beignet is dessert. It had better be flawless. I don’t think it’s going to go well with a super-sweet cocktail.

0:36 Glad Tom’s talking about how important and difficult making roux is.

0:36 Glade Glade Glade! (they’re the least obnoxious product placement, so i’Im mostly teasing).

0:37 So Carla’s making Oyster Stew, but she doesn’t have all the Oysters shucked yet and it’s time to go to the catering site? I do not think that’s going to go well. Stew needs to stew and she’s got an hour left.

0:37 Ack! She’s made the stew but hasn’t put the oysters in it yet?! How will they soak up the flavor and not taste like a soup with a few oysters sprinkled on top?!

0:38 Go Carla and your drink!

0:39 Yay! The icky English judge is gone and Gail is back!

0:40 “Better than the other gumbo?” Man, you’re a d*ck!

0:45 Jeff’s food looks tasty for me! Mojito looks a little too thick, though.

0:46 Stefan’s beignet looks really good (he does desserts well without being all freaked out about being labeled a dessert chef like everyone else). His gumbo looks about 80% grits and 20% gumbo. I hope that’s just the fancy picture version because they ran out of gumbo at the end of the night. I would be seriously disappointed if I was served that.

0:47 (just before everyone eats Fabio’s food) I’m glad he’s confident and not stressed. I hope that means his food is worthy, too. I don’t want him to go home just yet. (I’m thinking Hosea right now. His whininess is annoying)

0:48 Fabio’s reviews were good, but they commented on the lack of heat. I hope that doesn’t bite him. I can see them editing downplaying the importance of that that now, so they can slam it at us (and him) later. I hate that the editors play games.

0:48 Dear Carla: This is not that crappy movie (that I secretly love) with Buffy and Young Indiana Jones and her emotions translate into the food. Your food does not taste better to other people because you love it.

0:48 That beignet looks fabulous! (Using Emeril’s sauce, though. Will that get her in trouble, or get her a kick-back for pimping the sponsor, erm, I mean guest judge? Probably both, that way they can talk about it more.) Heh. Tom just tossed back at Emeril a “There you go” about it.

0:48 Looks like Carla’s shaping up to be the winner (didn’t she win the Superbowl challenge with gumbo? Girl definitely knows her southern food stuff.) That means Jeff and someone else are out. WIll it be Hosea or Fabio?

0:50 Hosea’s gumbo is spot-on. Guess that means non-spicy Fabio is out?

0:51 Pre judges table predictions: Fabio and Jeff are out. Carla wins by a nose because while Hosea was perfectly accurate, Carla beats him for adding her personal touch (unless this week they want perfectly accurate and not your personal touch, in which case Hosea).

It’s always hard to tell, though, since they only show you want they want to. They blew by everyone’s immediate reactions Stefan’s food, which may make him the dark horse.

0:52 Nobody makes light roux unless they don’t know what they’re doing, Stefan :)

0:53 Really hate the pre-commercial previews of what’s happening in 90 seconds. If you think I need that to keep me watching or excited, you need a better show. Plus, they’re almost always intentionally misleading. (looks like Stefan’s in trouble though – squee!)

0:56 Bonus point to Jeff for calling it a “mudbug bisque” without sounding like he was trying to say “see? I know about crawfish!”

0:57 Bonus point, too, for the “winners make their own sausage” dig, too. (Although that seems a little petty).

0:57 Yeah, Fabio’s going home. The drink wasn’t right, either.

0:58 Bonus point to Fabio for taking his criticism quietly. That had been a problem, previously.

0:59 I hate when they start off with “How did you feel about your dishes?” It’s a trap either way. You have to own up to your mistakes if there was something glaring before they do, or you have to be perfectly confident if they didn’t notice anything. Poor Carla, she’s the easiest to knock off her game with that, too.

0:59 SEE!? There was nothing wrong. Meanies.

1:00 Post-Judges table, pre judges discussion prediction: Jeff and Fabio going home (maaaaybe Stefan instead, but I think he’s a stronger chef and they’ll want him in the finale). Hosea’s roux was flawless and his complicated fish thing was surprisingly good. I think that pushes him over Carla. Wonder if there will be any surprises when the judges discuss.

1:01My dvr seems to be having issues. I don’t know what Gail’s saying.

1:04 Called it on Stefan’s cocktail being too sweet. Am proud of me.

1:04 The judges aren’t being fair. I think Stefan cares. I think that’s what an arrogant prick looks like when he thinks he might be beat. He got snapped at for arguing with a judge a few weeks back, so this is his other option.

1:05 Sound cuts out while the judges summarize their thoughts and they show the competitors. lame.

1:05 Final thoughts pre-elimination: Fabio and Jeff on the bottom. Hosea on the top. Stefan will get a serious lashing from Tom about his attitude, but in the end, there was nothing wrong with his dish, unlike Fabio’s. If Jeff had won, Stefan would be going home instead. Hosea wins because of the roux and the quality of his fish.

1:09 So glad they’re mostly positive this week. Oh, wait. Emeril sounds like he’s going with Carla.

1:09 Yay Carla! (although really, I think she’s lucking out that they’ve switched to southern cuisine)

1:11 I’m a bit sad to see Jeff go, but he doesn’t deserve to be in the finale.

1:12 Wow. The differences in their game faces are incredible. Stefan almost looks like he’s going to be sick and Fabio is already bracing himself for the bad news.

1:13 Yep. Fabio. He was probably the weakest over all, so that makes sense.

And that’s a wrap!

Carla, Hosea, and Stefan in the final. I think I want Carla to win now. It’s possible she’s a fabulous chef under all that crazy (what with the classic French training and all those incredible southern techniques), and an entire episode with Hosea looking over his shoulder at Stefan and Stefan being all cocky and stuff sounds so boring. It’s likely that Stefan has gotten a proper kick and not assume he’s winning. Or he’ll shut down completely because he doesn’t think he can win. The preview suggests the last challenge is going to be cooking their ideal 3 course meal. It seems like Carla does better than anyone else when she’s doing something she loves (gumbo, peas), so who knows what will happen. If anyone’s going to mess that gig up, it’ll be Hosea, trying to out-think everyone and do something special (and then bork it up).

We shall see next week!

post-edit note: I was thinking of Cajun vs. Creole jambalaya (not gumbo) with my “one has tomatoes, one doesn’t” comment. Am embarrassed but did not delete it, because that’s what this is about.