louder please

speak up, i can't hear you

how to make an annoucement in the 21st century

kelly | February 27, 2007

click me
(congrats to the happy couple and their upgraded family)

this happened last year, too

kelly | February 26, 2007

there’s something about lent that makes me want to go back to church. i’m guessing it’s a fairly decent mix of the whole “do something to make yourself a better/stronger” person, lots of pre-lenten advertising in the form of mardi gras, and those random folks with smudges on their head on ash wednesday saying [...]

we are betrayed, my brethren

kelly | February 17, 2007

i wouldn’t go so far as to say i’m a monster truck “fan”. i know, i know, today will be my 4th show in as many years (and as many opportunities as i’ve had to see them), so it probably *looks* like i’m a fan. I’ll grant you also that i’ve discussed them [...]

Tasty things i “invented” this weekend

kelly | February 10, 2007

blueberry sunshine

glass of ice (24 oz glass, maybe?)
shot glass of vodka (they tell me that’s 2oz)
equal parts:

sparkling blueberry juice (found many places i’m sure, but i found it at trader joes
lemonade (from a can will do)

mix and enjoy. mix again and be drunk.
best guacamole ever

2 avocados – smashed
“some” garlic – minced (i used 2 decent [...]

it could be worse

kelly | February 6, 2007

you may not know this, gentle reader, but this blog gets hit with hella spam. at least 2 or 3 (sometimes upwards of 10 or 20) times a day, a spambot comes along and tries to post on the site. most of them get caught by a filter and i have to go [...]

stars on ice are better than monster trucks

kelly | February 3, 2007

subtitled: new things can surprise you
so one time a while ago (like …8 or so years) someone invited me to my very first hockey game.
“why would i want to go to a hockey game? it’s just a bunch of guys skating and getting into fights instead of actually playing a game!” said i. but [...]

instead of a post…

kelly | February 1, 2007

you get a haiku
celebrating my lack of
productivity