louder please

speak up, i can't hear you

There are MF’ing SNAKES on my MF’ing BOXES!

of all the things i had prepared myself for when i was extracting old folded up boxes from the basement, a dead snake stuck to one of them was NOT on my list.

thoughts that are still going through my head:

-i carried those boxes up the stairs and into my living room. i touched that thing. at the very least i gripped it while carrying/moving the boxes. most likely it came into contact with my body someplace else.

-what if it’s a baby? what if there are more? you don’t know. you. don’t. know.


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  • http://froggiegirl-stl.blogspot.com Jenny

    holy sh*t!

  • http://www.jimski.net jimski

    I’m sick of these snakes!

    You have to wonder: at what point in the chain of custody did snake and box forever join? How long has it been there?

    I have always worried about finding dead vermin or live spiders. You have kicked it up a notch!

  • http://blogs.lanigera.com/gateway Gimlet

    Ooh, maybe they’re just-add-water snakes, and they just need some more water to spring fully to life.