louder please

speak up, i can't hear you

messed up dreams

kelly | January 26, 2006

so for the past two nights, i’ve had virtually the same dream. i am walking to someplace to shop with a small pet (a specific pet, mind you, not just “a pet”). i must look after this pet, knowing it’s going to be a difficult thing to do, thanks to all the distractions/people [...]

that’s gloomy

kelly | January 19, 2006

so if you haven’t been aware of this, 2006 has been dubbed the year of the baby. if i’m not preggers or babied by 1/2007, it will not be for lack of trying. the baby-making doesn’t officially start for another month or so, but in preparation i have started taking prenatals every day, [...]

very funny

kelly | January 15, 2006

best blonde joke in quite a long time, if possibly, ever
i promise to update for real sometime later

lazy

kelly | January 5, 2006

in my company’s most recent cost cutting efforts, mail will be delivered to a single place on our floor (each floor has about 120 employees), and sorted by sets of 5 rows (40 people). not by a single row (8 people), and certainly not by individual address (1 people). also, if i want to mail [...]